one-erection-in-your-direction:
-Man with unknown disease ate other man’s face in Miami
-Man dies from unknown flesh eating disease in Georgia
-NATO develops new biochemical weapon that causes rabies and can lead to cannibalistic thoughts
-Man stabs self and throws intestines at police until death in New York
-Mysterious quarantines in Georgia, California, and Florida.
Bring on the zombies.Hopefully fake, but I dunnooo
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What happens if a girl has her vag all vajazzled and then a guy goes down to eat her out and while he’s at it, he like inhales a diamond and it gets stuck in his esophagus and he chokes and dies. I always think something like that would happen. Vajazzling could be dangerous. I should start a public service announcement.
it’s too late. i’m becoming delusional.
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